Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Background info: The Waz

Jason "the Waz" Wazerman, a high roller wanna-be who continues to comment on his "glory days" when he actually won $1 million dollars on a borrowed dollar scratch off ticket. Unfortunatley he also lost the majoriy of it playing WAR in a low rent Vegas casino. "The Waz" was a champion of his intramural frisbee golf league in collage (community college) where he never received his AA. He utilizes this in all his day to day discussions with his friends and family (or just those people that are in his 5).

"The Waz" spends the majority of his day sitting in his game chair playing any and every single action adventure game on X box as well as trying to come up with another scam to get rich. he watches every motivational infomercial at night while performing his duties as a night time security guard at a local hospital within his community. Only 1 step up from a mall security guard.

"The Waz" still lives with his mother who is in a "solid" relationship with his highschool sweatheart, Stacey Cankersore. He plays with his pet salamander and alpaca when not engrosed in another saga of Lord of the Rings.

5 comments:

Jane Smith said...

Waz,
Thanks for the info - I like your style. BTW, do you know where all of the cameras are located in the hospital? That might come in handy one day.

The Waz said...

do I know??? i put them in!! AS a matter of fact...not everyone is where you might this it is!!! great entertainment for a long night shift

. said...

Waz, you play Halo?

I was thinking that if you and your Maintenance friend Devon could wire cable and a network connection up in my office and hook up my xbox to the flat screen tv that it would benefit us both.

You could chill and play Xbox at night while protecting the building from all those dangerous soccer moms in the neighborhood and I could play during the day, while I'm "working" with the door locked.

Whata ya say?

. said...

Waz,

Charlene Crabass here. Someone crapped on my desk. Do you have cameras in the business office?

See my complaint filed in hospital documents

Need you to check this out ASAP.

The Waz said...

SO know who dropped that load on your desk....but info like that will cost ya! Besides...a nasty video (REALLY)...What's it worth to ya?