Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Background info: The Waz

Jason "the Waz" Wazerman, a high roller wanna-be who continues to comment on his "glory days" when he actually won $1 million dollars on a borrowed dollar scratch off ticket. Unfortunatley he also lost the majoriy of it playing WAR in a low rent Vegas casino. "The Waz" was a champion of his intramural frisbee golf league in collage (community college) where he never received his AA. He utilizes this in all his day to day discussions with his friends and family (or just those people that are in his 5).

"The Waz" spends the majority of his day sitting in his game chair playing any and every single action adventure game on X box as well as trying to come up with another scam to get rich. he watches every motivational infomercial at night while performing his duties as a night time security guard at a local hospital within his community. Only 1 step up from a mall security guard.

"The Waz" still lives with his mother who is in a "solid" relationship with his highschool sweatheart, Stacey Cankersore. He plays with his pet salamander and alpaca when not engrosed in another saga of Lord of the Rings.